I Will Stab You Tee
I Will Stab You Tee
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If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry — or chart something wildly passive-aggressive.
The “I Will Stab You Tee” is for nurses who cope with sarcasm and cope harder with memes.
It’s not just a shirt. It’s emotional PPE.
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How We Ship It (Fast!)
How We Ship It (Fast!)
Shipping Info for Your "I Will Stab You Tee"
🚚 Printed in the USA and ships fast!
✔ Flat-rate $4.95 U.S. shipping
✔ FREE shipping when you order 2+ shirts
✔ Orders ship out in 7 days or less
✔ Delivery in 2–5 business days after shipping
✔ Tracking sent immediately
Description
Description
The "I Will Stab You Tee" isn’t just another tee — it’s a shift hero, made for nurses who need comfort, style, and a little serotonin on standby.
🌿 Paging Apparel Unisex Softstyle Tee
• Gildan Softstyle® 64000
• Unisex fit, true to size
• 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Lightweight, breathable, and soft
• Durable with shoulder tape and no side seams for a sleek finish
• Printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
• Ethically produced with sustainable practices
Rerfect for everyday wear, gifts, or celebrating the moments that matter.
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
✨ Caring for Your "I Will Stab You Tee" ✨
Your shirts work as hard as you do — show them a little love, and they’ll stay looking fresh and vibrant, shift after shift.
💧 Wash inside out to protect the design.
🌿 Use cool water and gentle detergent — no need for harsh treatments.
🔄 Skip the heavy spins; gentle cycles help preserve softness.
🌬 Air dry when you can, or tumble dry low (keep them away from bulky loads).
✨ If ironing, go inside out on low heat — your shirt’s design will thank you.
Because just like you, this tee is built to go the distance 💪
Returns & Satisfaction Guarantee
Returns & Satisfaction Guarantee
We want you to love your Paging Apparel order.
Because our nurse tees are made to order, they're generally not returnable, we’re committed to making things right if something goes wrong.
✔ Full refund for wrong, damaged, or defective items
✔ 30-day window to request a refund
✔ The item is unused and in original condition
Just email us at support@pagingapparel.com — we're happy to help!
We’re a small brand with a big heart — and we’re here to make it right.
This policy may change without notice.
Thanks for supporting our small, nurse-owned brand 🫶
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The Paging Apparel Difference
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Made for Comfort. Built for Care.
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, our tees are soft, breathable, and built to last. With a relaxed unisex fit and ethically made quality, they’re made to feel good all day.
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Who We Are
We’re a small, family-led brand inspired by the real-life care and chaos behind the scrubs. We’ve seen the heart it takes—our own loved ones have been on the frontlines of care. Paging Apparel is our creative way of honoring that spirit—with a little humor and a lot of heart.
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Why We Do This
We believe what you wear should celebrate what you do—and remind you (and the world) just how much it matters. In a world that can feel heavy, we’re here to bring a little light, humor, and joy to those doing the hardest work with the biggest hearts.
