• T-Shirt Heather Red / S You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee
1 1

You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee

You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee

Color: Heather Red
Size
$29.99 USD
$40.99 USD $29.99 USD
Sale Sold out
Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
30-Day Guarantee 30-Day
Guarantee
Secure Checkout Secure
Checkout
Fast & Reliable Fast &
Reliable
No-Stress Returns No-Stress
Returns

This tee says what your soul whispers after 12 hours of nonsense.

The “You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee” is for nurses who treat trauma with trauma bonding — and a side of iced coffee.

Let them laugh. You’ve earned it.

How We Ship It (Fast!)

Shipping Info for Your "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee"

✨Place your order by December 10 for Christmas Delivery ✨

🚚 Printed in the USA and ships fast!
✔ Flat-rate $4.95 U.S. shipping
✔ FREE shipping when you order 2+ shirts
✔ ship out in 7 days or less
✔ Delivery in 2–5 business days after shipping
✔ Tracking sent immediately

Description

The "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee" isn’t just another tee — it’s a shift hero, made for nurses who need comfort, style, and a little serotonin on standby.

🌿 Paging Apparel Unisex Softstyle Tee
• Gildan Softstyle® 64000
• Unisex fit, true to size
• 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Lightweight, breathable, and soft
• Durable with shoulder tape and no side seams for a sleek finish
• Printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
• Ethically produced with sustainable practices

Rerfect for everyday wear, gifts, or celebrating the moments that matter.

Washing Instructions

✨ Caring for Your "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee" ✨

Your shirts work as hard as you do — show them a little love, and they’ll stay looking fresh and vibrant, shift after shift.

💧 Wash inside out to protect the design.
🌿 Use cool water and gentle detergent — no need for harsh treatments.
🔄 Skip the heavy spins; gentle cycles help preserve softness.
🌬 Air dry when you can, or tumble dry low (keep them away from bulky loads).
✨ If ironing, go inside out on low heat — your shirt’s design will thank you.

Because just like you, this tee is built to go the distance 💪

Returns & Satisfaction Guarantee

We want you to love your Paging Apparel order.

Because our nurse tees are made to order, they're generally not returnable, we’re committed to making things right if something goes wrong.

✔ Full refund for wrong, damaged, or defective items
✔ 30-day window to request a refund
✔ The item is unused and in original condition

Just email us at support@pagingapparel.com — we're happy to help!

We’re a small brand with a big heart — and we’re here to make it right.

This policy may change without notice.
Thanks for supporting our small, nurse-owned brand 🫶

View full details
You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee
Selected Variant Image
Color: Heather Red
Size: S
$29.99 USD
$40.99 USD $29.99 USD
Selected Variant Image
You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee
Color: Heather Red
Size: S
$29.99 USD
$40.99 USD $29.99 USD

Nurse Faves

View all

The Paging Apparel Difference

  • Made for Comfort. Built for Care.

    Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, our tees are soft, breathable, and built to last. With a relaxed unisex fit and ethically made quality, they’re made to feel good all day.

  • Who We Are

    We’re a small, family-led brand inspired by the real-life care and chaos behind the scrubs. We’ve seen the heart it takes—our own loved ones have been on the frontlines of care. Paging Apparel is our creative way of honoring that spirit—with a little humor and a lot of heart.

  • Why We Do This

    We believe what you wear should celebrate what you do—and remind you (and the world) just how much it matters. In a world that can feel heavy, we’re here to bring a little light, humor, and joy to those doing the hardest work with the biggest hearts.

Your Questions, Charted Below

How do I choose the right size for the "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee?"

We know scrub life doesn’t come in one-size-fits-all. That’s why in our "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee" page, we include a detailed size chart to help you find your perfect fit.

Still not sure which "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee" size to pick? Page us at support@pagingapparel.com — we’ll help you size it up, STAT.

Will I get a tracking number for my "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee?"

Absolutely. The moment your "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee" ships, we’ll shoot over a tracking link so you can follow it every step of the way — from our hands to your doorstep (or nurses’ station).

Can I return my "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee" if something’s wrong?

At Paging Apparel, we want you to love your "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee" as much as we love caffeine.

Since each shirt is made to order, returns aren’t typically accepted — but if something’s wrong, we’ll make it right.

✅ Got the wrong item?
✅ Damaged or defective?

You’re eligible for a full refund — just reach out within 30 days of purchase.

Page us at support@pagingapparel.com and we’ll take care of you, STAT.

What materials are the "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee" made of?

Our "You Mean Colonoscopasy Tee" is made for comfort — even on your longest shift.

We use the Gildan Softstyle® 64000, a unisex fit that’s true to size and buttery soft.

  • 🌿 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
  • Lightweight, breathable, and durable
  • No side seams = no chafing
  • Printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
  • Ethically produced with sustainable practices

Perfect for everyday wear, gifting your shift bestie, or just surviving another 12-hour marathon in style.